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MMC after a truck takes me out
MakeMyCoffin by Xlh883dragster
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MMC after a bull KOs me
MMC after my friend sets me up
MMC after my orca drowns me at Seaworld
MMC after these trucks get into a wreck
MMC after a truck smashes into us
MMC after my grandson kills me with a machete
MMC after the police let me get stabbed to death
MMC after my partner shoots me in the head after an argument
Take me out to the ballgame and I take these tits out
Take me out to eat and then take me home and eat me
Take me out and I'll take them out.