You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords.

If you’ve got a case of the Mondays I’ve got your cure right

Bet you’ve got your cock in your hand

Tell me your age if I've got your attention

Tell me your age if I've got your attention

Tell me your age if I've got your attention

Tell me your age if I've got your attention

Tell me your age if I've got your attention

Tell me your age if I've got your attention

Tell me your age if I've got your attention

Tell me your age if I've got your attention

Come eat me. Just make sure you’ve got your story straight