Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Can i have a seat on your face

Wish this was your face

A gentleman always offers his lady a seat... Is your face available?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

She made a mess on my face!

Can I use your face as a seat?

My Ex never liked me sitting on his face

I need a seat , prepare your face

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

I should be studying but I got distracted