This is my official audition to be your roommate

I would like to play with you

Would you fuck me if I was your roommate?

Looking for a new roommate, anybody willing to move in?

If you were my roommate I hope you dont mind me walking around

My roommate would be lucky to have me

I’m looking for a new roommate

Can I be your new roommate

Would you let my dorm roommate watch us or make them leave?

Are you attracted to my body type?

I noticed that my roommate was spying on me and that's when I

u come home to your college roommate doing this. wyd?