I’m not on birth control, and you don’t have a condom, but

Id like to think Im deserving of a cream pie :)

Earning myself a cream pie

Id like to think Im deserving of a cream pie :)

I think Im deserving of a cream pie

Cream pie or pull out?

Id like to think Im deserving of a cream pie :)

Whenever I tell a guy I’m not on Birth Control I end up with

Squirting out my cream pie

Your breedable secretary needs a cream pie

I hope I’m cream-pie material :)

Red bone cream pie