What you doing if you came home to this?

I adore doing myself every day when I get home from college

hope my coach doesn't catch me doing this

I adore doing myself every day when I get home from college

I'm surprised my roommate hasn't catch me doing this

Don’t let my roommates catch us on the couch!

I'm your roommate. You get home earlier and you see me sitting

I really love doing this on the couch naked

I'm surprised my roommate hasn't catch me doing this

We are roommates. You get home earlier and catch me on the couch

I am lonely at home and I can't say no... what are we doing?

Your gf said she’d be home later than usual after the gym..