"Promise me it'll just be a straight jerk session this time bud?"

Me when my straight hung goon bud needs attention 😍

My “straight” goon bud 5minutes into our goon session

I know you lost the bet bud, but I didn’t actually think you

Me and Goon bud 5 seconds after we said "keep it straight"

My "straight" bud throwing me on his bed and taking what he wants

Me and Goon bud 5 seconds after we said "keep it straight"

Me and my goon bud keeping it totally straight

You had the biggest crush on this goth girl, and had attempts

Alright fine bud.. just one kiss and then back to gooning to

Straight hung bud looking to form a real connection with a fellow

Don't worry bud! If I'm dressed like a girl and you pretend my