My date last night said they were “too much”…what do you

Your sister said she would do anything to stop your bully from

I said we would fuck, I did not say anything about unlocking

You'd give mommy anything she wants, ríght?

why she was JERKING ME OFF in PUBLIC and NOBODY said anything?!

Who said pretty girls cant be naughty?

Dont say anything, I read your mind

My bud said to just give it a taste, that's all. I won't get

Wife always said she could never handle anything larger… maybe

I’d do anything for you, however this was pretty close to the

My secretary said she'd do anything for a promotion :)

i used to be a star athlete for UCLA… top of my classes…