I've had this 8" dildo sitting unused by my bed for about a year

You could use my body as your mouse pad

You could use my body as your mouse pad

You could use my body as your mouse pad

You could use my body as your mouse pad

You could use my body as your mouse pad

You could use my body as your mouse pad

You could use my body as your mouse pad

You could use my body as your mouse pad

You could use my body as your mouse pad

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see

Come worship my body