I want to find someone who will be crazy about my ass

Can someone explain to me wtf is going on? Possibly translate?

Someone explain WTF I walked in on (Nsfw for bones)

Looking for someone to make my dreams come true

I need someone to suck on them before bed.

Can someone explain how I did these

i think i need someone to explain the offside rule to me plz

i think i need someone to explain the offside rule to me plz

Someone told me I had great boobs

28yo male, is this okay? l4 someone tonhelp me do it again

I love taking my boobs out where someone can catch me

need someone to slap it ;)