original post: https://redd.it/1835wq5
Guess Breakfast Will Be Late
UnsleepingNsfw by Fun_Meat_2414
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You go into mom's bedroom in the morning and there's your bully:
Every day, a full course breakfast is served in bed
Guess why I’m late for work
If you saw me at the beach would you guess i have a big dick?
Don't be late for breakfast
Guess what I’m thinking about right now