“We can just watch porn together bud, I won’t make you suck

Me getting hard as soon as bud put it in

Wouldn't mind having a buddy/roommate who wouldn't care if I

Helping my bestie ride our goon bud’s cock

Bud couldn't find an open seat

I dressed up like a girl for Halloween. I guess my bud really

It’s not gay if some other bud does it for us right

Me and Goon bud 5 seconds after we said "keep it straight"

My bud keeps telling me my ass looks girly in yogapants, so I

I’m the dumb bud with a fat ass that’s so dumb idk I’m

My bimboi bud bet me that his big fake fagtits would make my

My gooner bud told me it’s not gay if it doesn’t go in 🤤