Say hi if you’d enjoy being my roommate

[TW] I can be your roommate

Didn’t you wish a roommate like me

They can seriously bounce if I want them to 🥴

My roommate gets mad when she sees me walking like this through

I think you need a roommate like me

I think you need a roommate like me

I think you need a roommate like me

I think you need a roommate like me

I can be the roommate you always dreamed for

Lets put the hump into humpday

if I'm your new roommate, what would you do to me