Why is this not the go to instead of the family guy bit?

Why don't you invite me in. Get yourself some original sin, I'll

Instead of watching why don't you fuck me

Why jack off when I can do this instead?

Why would you jack off when I can do it for you instead ❤️

Why bother getting up when I can piss in the chair instead

why not two pillows instead of one?

Kinda sad not enough boys like to eat pussy, can I ask why

No way back up from this rabbit hole, im doomed as a man, so

Instead of eating my pussy, why do guys never initiate eating

My hands are getting tired. Why don't you play with mommy's monster

another reason why i love pillows