If Masturbation Was An Olympic Sport

If sucking dick was a sport I’d have a trophy😜

If facefucking was a sport

If squatting on dildos was a sport.. I’d be a pro

If squatting on dildos was a sport.. I’d be a pro

If I was yours, would you ever get tired of fucking my thick

If dildo riding was a sport, I'd win the gold metal

If I was your new roommate, we would be fucking on the counter

If I was your new roommate, we would be fucking on the counter

If laying in bed naked was a sport, I’d be the world champion.

If squatting on dildos was a sport.. I’d be a pro

If twerk was a sport, I'd be an Olympian.