this butt needs a seat... can I use your face?

Accidentally got poop on the toilet seat

I need a seat while I do some coding, you could be my seat

I need a seat while I do some coding, you could be my seat

I need a seat while I do some coding, you could be my seat

I need a seat while I do some coding, you could be my seat

Can I take a seat here?

I need a seat while I do some coding, you could be my seat

I need a seat while I do some coding, you could be my seat

I need a seat while I do some coding, you could be my seat

I need a seat while I do some coding, you could be my seat

I need a seat, who's gonna volunteer?