my ass is too big to be fucked

My 18 y/o ass is _____ [fill in the blank]

Come to play with my ass

ass so soft and jiggly, it's like a bouncy house for your dick

ass so soft and jiggly, it's like a bouncy house for your dick

Is my ass too small for you?

Is my ass bigger than you thought?

Describe my big, bouncy ass with a single word

Will you take me out for an ass date?

18yr old but already have a big round ass

I could use this ass as a life raft

my sofa can't take my big ass