If you bring me a cup of wine, I'll let you touch my boobs

How I greet him when he comes home from work

work from home with me?

You watched the Tiktok for a fourth time. “I think I had a

When I was in my puberty my friends used to call me flat, look

My ex turned me into a girl, the next day my pals took me to

You watched the video again. You couldn’t believe the nerdiest

if you came home from work, tired and I was waiting for you like

I always thought I was going to go pro, until I ended up getting

There was a swapping accident at my gf’s home that left me

“Man the printer is busted again” Im mark a 20 year old guy

You hated your sister got all the attention. Even your parents