I wish penises were free for me to have whenever I want

I wish I had guy friends to send them my nudes

I wish I could start every day with a tongue in my ass

Wish you could smell them

Hey tell me, do you want to bend over and smell my farts? tell

ready to endure the smell of my farts? 💨😈

Would you smell my farts while I folded your clothes? 🍑💨😶‍🌫️😤

Want to lay in bed and smell them all day? 😳

I wish you could smell my armpits

Wish your face was between my legs right now

Don't you wish I was licking you?

[f] Gassy Goddess says...Don't speak, just smell.