My roommate doesnt like me walking around naked.

Imagine being my roommate for a week

My roommate complains that I get naked a lot

It doesn't matter what we're doing, if my roommate needs a throat,

I think you need a roommate like me

I can be the roommate you always dreamed for

I think you need a roommate like me

My roommate almost cough on those stairs!

I think you need a roommate like me

• I’m the horny roommate

I think you need a roommate like me

is someone there who would take me as his slutty roommate