My bud told me to put a wig on before I slobber all over his

Since you are wearing socks it’s not gay that I’m blowing

Its not gay if you took that experimental pill and now look like

Its not gay you dressed up like a girl for Halloween. I guess

Bro don’t worry, it’s not gay since your back is turned to

My bud somehow persuaded me it wasn't gay to give him a little

It's not gay I'm just being a good bud worshipping thick cock

Its not gay if we’re 5 feet apart in the hot tub right bud

It's not gay if I let any bud bigger than me use my girly ass

All I want for Christmas is a bud to fuck my throat like a fleshlight...

Nnnngh it’s still “straight” bud don’t worry I’m wearing

...usually not wearing makeup 🥰