This is the first thing you see when you wake up

I hope you don’t mind if I walk around the house naked

A little birdie told me you're looking for some fun...

Is amazing what a tiny piece of fabric can hide

Have you ever thought that your future wife could be a Mexican

I just bought some whipped cream at the store, and I know a fun

I promise I will be your good girl… or bad

I can be the cure of your loneliness

Can’t sleep, I’d rather sext instead

Would you fuck me? I’ll let you keep the panties

You have two options. Eat, or get eaten.

I wonder what kind of view you prefer