My professor will identify me by my ass

I noticed my professor checking out this subreddit on his computer

Does my ass look good, my ex said it wasn’t

Got a A+ because i sent this to my professor

I matched with a professor at my school… should I send him

Professor: “try hard and you will get good grades” Me:

Hopefully my professor won't see this 🤭

Do you think my professor would approve it?

I´ve sent this to my professor, he didn´t respond. What I do

I told my professor to take the condom off 🤫

Will my professor give me an A if I ask like this

Say three words about my genetics <3