Fuck why can't I ever meet a trashy gooner girl like that?

I'm the biggest tease you'll ever meet (and possibly the palest)

How can I prove I’m the biggest slut you’ll ever meet

is it ok that ive mastered this skill to please ever man i meet

On the floor being a bitch boy whore. Is this enough to get me

POV: I'm driving to meet you for the first time ever

Ashley Greene, Isabella Chrystin, Lena Nicole, Noemie Bilas,

Tell me the dirtiest thing you've ever done. I bet I can do better

I'm probably the horniest doctor you'll ever meet

"Malfunction in the system" huh? Ok, let me straighten that up

The youngest and sexiest Greek Goddess you will ever meet around

She is moving abroad and it's our last meet so she requested