Your nerdy gf couldn't stand seeing you get bullied by me, but

Long legs and a very dirty mind

Can't stop thinking about you daddy...

I wouldn't mind you inside of me all night long

I was actually so straight this time last year. But now, I CANNOT

Just looking into my eyes gets you wet gooner, you’re dripping

Hey gooner you don’t mind if me and your GF make bets do you?

Looking for Muslim buds to chat about giving my black buddy wanting

Limp little gooner been jerking so long my mind is blank I’m

Can't stop thinking about getting laid tonight

All you get to see is pixels, gooner. None of my perfect pink

This is not what I had in mind when I asked my GF if we could