shoot your morning wood onto my tongue!

My morning wood is always so needy... I just hope your wet and

Insert morning wood here please…

My toy is fun but I’d prefer to use your morning wood to stretch

Can I have your morning wood everyday?

My morning wood could use a hole to stretch…

Would my morning wood stretch your holes?

Could I have your morning wood everyday?

Good morning, after a bit of a stretch and a shimmy. I'll be

What are you rating my morning wood

The morning wood stretch is the best stretch

Morning stretch, morning wood