The best you can wish for, beta

Denial feels so good. Right, beta?💫

Keep Your Eyes in the Beta Box (Not like you have a choice though

Trust me this is more than you deserve beta 🤭

Your mom promised she'd remove the filter on your microchip once

I love being able to go out to a bar and have my husband watch

Why should she text a little beta boy back when she can have

No Nudes For Pathetic Beta Slaves

Beg me for more beta loser

Your beta chip has been upgraded with predictive nudity detectors

More than enough for a beta

Looks like your beta-chip is working fine, LOSER