Excuse me sir, may I sit on your face or would you prefer your

May I sit on your face first 😳

I broke my chair and I have nowhere to sit, may I do it in your

I broke my chair and I have nowhere to sit, may I do it in your

I broke my chair and I have nowhere to sit, may I do it in your

I broke my chair and I have nowhere to sit, may I do it in your

Sorry sir, there is no free chair, may I sit on your face?

I broke my chair and I have nowhere to sit, may I do it in your

I broke my chair and I have nowhere to sit, may I do it in your

If I ask you nicely, may I sit on your face on this Christmas?

If I ask you nicely, may I sit on your face on this Christmas?

I broke my chair and I have nowhere to sit, may I do it in your