Is morning wood a real thing for guys?

I wanna do this to your head every morning to solve my wood problem🩷🥰

Need someone to take care of my morning wood

Morning wood Let me help with that

I'm trying to cure your morning wood.

I may be tiny but I can take your morning wood like a big girl

Taking care of that morning wood.. Wanna replace the toy and

im that nurse whos always using her curves to cure sadness in

impatiently awaiting for your morning wood

So after seeing this, would you let me handle your morning wood

Taking care of that morning wood.. could use some real holes

Do you like my morning wood? 🪵