Describe me in one word

Your dick is so short I can’t even use a long word to describe

Describe my ass with one word

Describe my tits in one word

Describe my butthole in one word

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Describe what you see with 1 word ;) [drop]

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Describe my 27yoboobs in one word. Don't be mean please

Describe my ass in one word if you'd like to have breakfast with

If you're older than 20, describe my titties with one word.

If you had only 1 word to describe my boobs, what it would be?