They aren't everyone's type but I hope you appreciate them

Are you going to be rude and not offer me a seat?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Mind if I take a seat on your face?

Just came here to offer you a delicious food

Aren’t you going to offer me a seat? ;)

Open your mouth and offer a seat

A true friend will always offer up a seat…on his face…

It’s only polite to offer me a seat

You know, a gentleman would offer me a seat…on his face…lol

Beg to be my seat

The holidays can be tiring, let me offer you a nice seat 😏