Things that bounce are a mans best friend

Do you want to be my bosom friend?

Do you want to be my bosom friend? :p

Do you want to be my bosom friend? :p

Do you want to be my bosom friend? :p

Do you want to be my bosom friend? :p

Do you want to be my bosom friend? :p

Do you want to be my bosom friend? :p

Do you want to be my bosom friend? :p

Do you want to be my bosom friend? :p

Do you want to be my bosom friend? :p

When my son’s best friend passes out on my couch, I wake him