Rubbing these always make my guest rock hard 🍆

Imagine you come home from work and I'm there to greet you

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

Dinner is served. Be my guest

Please greet me with a 'hello' if you're above 18, and I'll immediately