Imagine you’re a guest at my house and I casually greet you

I hope my parents didn't hear that...

I need a man to bend me over this counter

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

This is how I would greet you if you were a guest

How I would greet you if you were my guest

What do you think about it?