Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

I want to sit in your lap.

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Can I sit on your lap??

Can I sit on your lap next? 🥹

Should I sit this big ass on your face or lap

Honey, let me sit on your lap

Can I sit on your lap, honey?

Honey, can I sit on your lap?

Honey, can I sit on your lap?

Let me sit on your lap

You letting me sit on your lap? Y or N