Me & my goon bud were straight 5 minutes before but now he couldn't

Im the dumb air headed bud with a fat ass that’s oblivious

When you’re the air headed bud with a fat ass that’s so dumb

I’m the dumb bud with a fat ass that’s so dumb idk I’m

I’m the dumb bud with a fat ass that’s so dumb idk I’m

I’m the air headed bud with a fat ass that’s clueless and

I’m the low IQ bud with a fat ass that’s so dumb idk I’m

I’m the dumb bud with a fat ass that’s so dumb I have no

I’m the dumb bud with the fat ass that’s too slow to realize

I’m the dumb ditzy air headed bud with a fat ass that’s so

I like the idea of the being the dumb air headed gooner with

I always goon to the thought of my horse hung bud being the only