May I offer myself to you instead of dinner?

Could you plug me instead?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Let me be your breakfast instead

Stuffing my asshole like a good slut

Would you jerk off with me on the first date or give head instead?

Can I ride you instead?

Can it be ur hands instead...

do you wish i was inside you instead?

No more coffee first in the morning, have me instead

Do you have something I can suck instead?

Would love to hose those tits down with my cock instead