[M4A] You are my best bud and you keep staring at my fat meaty

Check out this new massage the guys in the dorm taught me about!

I wonder why all the dads stare at me at the soccer games

I wonder why guys love hiking with me

My sister was supposed to pick me up from school. I saw her car

I wonder why people stare when I run for the bus

I wonder why guys can’t last long with me

No wonder why i have back-pain all the time

I wonder why all my friends come to me for this

Theres no wonder why im always late to cheer practice

There’s no wonder why we are always late to our dinner reservations!

My wife says that university was the best time of her life…