Excuse me sir, may I sit on your face or would you prefer your

Excuse me, can I sit on your face?

Excuse me sir, can I have a sit on your face? ;)

Oops, excuse me! This is my sit ;)

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Any guys here would let me sit on their face in the first date?

Any guys here would let me sit on their face in the first date?

Hey hi, excuse me. Mind if I sit here?

Excuse me... I'm going to sit on your face

Excuse me... I'm going to sit on your face

Excuse me, I will sit on you