Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Please sir can I sit on your face for just a little bit?

In British accent: "Sir, would you like me to sit on your face?"

May I sit on your face?

I broke my chair and I have nowhere to sit, may I do it in your

I broke my chair and I have nowhere to sit, may I do it in your

Sorry sir, there is no free chair, may I sit on your face?

Sorry sir, there is no free chair, may I sit on your face?

May i use your face as my twerk chair next sir? ;)

May I sit on your face with this fit?👀

May I sit on your lap or on your face?

Your face looks comfy may I sit on it? ;)