original post: https://redd.it/17u9qx3
Knock on my door twice and get the surprise
OnOff by BestAssOnReddit
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I just moved into your neighborhood. I knock on your door and
I could live next door ;)
3..2..1..surprise!
You see me thru the window doing this, you coming to knock on
Not the typical mother next door, let me surprise you!
If you ever wondered what hides underneath your next-door mom's
While waiting for you to knock on my door
You didn't knock on my door and caught me, now what
Mom next door is hiding a big surprise