My roommate doesnt like me walking around naked

This clothes are for you to take off

I’d cook naked for you today

I know where you want to kiss but I want to read it either way

I’m the naked and horny neighbor

Hey don't get confused daddy, I'm a nerd, not a prude.

Didn’t you wish a roommate like me

Always happy when im taking nudes

Do you mind if I walk naked around the house?

Came her to make you happy… with my tits

• Imagine being my roommate for a week

I think Im sexier than your ex