I think I'm ready for some funny

• I’m the horny roommate

Im the naked roommate

One of my hobbies is getting naughty

One of my hobbies is seduction

• This could be yours

A nerd like me is all you need

My young body is perfect to seduce you

I'm an awesome combination of nerd and hot

wouldn't it be nice to get naked and see how shiny I am?

• I think I need to be punished

I think you need a secretary like me