My bud said it's not gay as long as I dress up like a slut and

It's not gay to let you use my girly ass like a fleshlight right

It's not gay if I let any bud bigger than me use my girly ass

After I told my bud that my wife’s ass can’t handle my BWC,

C'mon bud, with my ass looking this fat and girly, it'd be gay

My bud says with an ass like mine it'd be gay if he *didn't*

My bud said he's gonna impregnate my girly ass whether I like

My bud said it wouldn't be gay if I dressed like a girl and let

Bud, how can it be gay when you have a fat, girly ass like that?

See, bud? Your ass is so fat and girly that it's not even gay

My bud always bragging about fucking a chick in the ass. I said,

My bud's birthday wish was to try anal for the first time. It's