I need a seat, who's gonna volunteer?

I need a seat, who's gonna volunteer?

Kids are in bed wife passed out…….Dads gonna have some fun.

I need a seat, who's gonna volunteer?

I need a seat, who's gonna volunteer?

Im just gonna take a seat right here

I need a seat, who's gonna volunteer?

Im tired of standing, who's going to volunteer their face for

I need a seat, who's gonna volunteer?

Just looking for a seat.

I need a seat, who's gonna volunteer?

Anyone volunteer to let me use their face as my seat?