This Is Why Your Delivery Is Always Late

my boobs are always eager to get out of all my clothes

Always run out of clothes and have to do laundry naked

I learned firsthand tequila DOES make her clothes fall off

I don’t care who’s watching I’ll always drain your balls

I always ruin his orgasms on the milking table

With clothes they always look smaller... but without?

Tequila [m]akes my clothes fall off

Always pulling them out of my clothes 🤷🏼‍♀️🤫

Clothes off is always the right answer

We forgot the condoms on our latest hike

I’m happily married but I’m always available for guys like