does it count if i fuck another guy at my bridal shower..?

Does this count?

Does this count?

Does sex count as an acceptable form of an apology?

Does this count as low hangers??

A squirting blond, count me in! 💦

Would you like to count all the puzzle pieces in my body?

Would you need me to stretch it for you?

I lost count of the orgasms and creampies

Would you like to count all the puzzle pieces in my body?

Does this count?

Can you count the spokes?