I can tell you my favorite position, but let me show it to you

My roommate complains that I’m always naked like this

Have you ever been woken up with boobs instead of an alarm clock?

I know everyone loves huge tits, but would you settle for cute

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

What would you do if my roommate joined us instead of leaving?

Have you ever thought about being my Reddit crush?

I’m looking for a new roommate

surprise im your roommate are you going to make the first move?

How about you come tell me why you love me instead of staring

I think you should sack off work today and let me fuck you instead

Why eat donuts when you can have all this cake instead