This is how i'd get you to bail on social gatherings.

My favorite activity is being naughty

This teacher woke up today feeling naughty

I love taking it from behind

Ready to put some things hard tonight

My boobs have anti-stress effect

Behind my bashfulness lies a hidden desire.

You can call me mistress tonight

Looking for a new roommate

Yes or no. Does this turn you on?

Want to see what's hidden behind the lace

Say hi if you wanna more of me