When your bro had a bad day so you help him relax....

I need to plan my day, but you can go ahead and start eating

I'm leaking but you can barely tell 🤭💜

I had a long day maybe you could help me relax 😉

Shower time is my favorite time of the day if you can't tell

I'll show you but you can't tell anyone, ok?

I may have missed Father’s Day but you can still call me daddy

Had some fun at the festival the other day as you can tell😜

we fuck every day but you can't have other girls...deal or no

What excuse will you give to your wife when she asks you why

Since your wife won't empty your balls for you, will you let

I had a bad day at work, My husband told me I had a surprise